May 2013
benedictcumberpantysnatcher:
stitchnik:
...
saddumbgirl:
cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
me in the shower: i have shaved every single inch of my leg twice, even three times over and its been over an hour i think i'm done
me out of the shower: patches everywhere
the-yolocaust:
calling my yeast jesus because it has risen
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
“I tell my piano the things I used to tell you.”
– Frédéric Chopin (via decembrist)
“Growth is not a steady, forward, upward progression. It is indeed a switchback...”
– Dorothy Corkville Briggs (via creatingaquietmind)
damngruchy:
hailthelordylordypicca:
i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy
NO YOU DON’T
fakehighschoolboyfriend:
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via gypsyy-soul)
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there should be a mandatory class in high school called real life 101
where they teach you how to do things like
change a tire
do taxes
apply for a job
live on a budget
fix a toilet
jump a car
tympanista:
yo can i get a vodka and caprisun
“I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via cybergirlfriend)
sugapieissofly:
mordeshakess:
do you ever wish long distance relationships could be solved by blue’s clues logic
OH MY GOD
Watchlightthesea:
videohall:
Dog doesn’t want kisses
> This dog has incredible comedic timing.
> Remember your place, human.
holy shit
